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HIDE THE SCISSORS WHAT MAKE THE LITTLE PRITTY BORDERS, EMUZ BEEN FOUNDED OHUT!!

http://ursulav.livejournal.com/953540.html

Oh no oh no! What I do! ?
Oh wait....sid is girl....oh...okay, is some other emuz that skrapbooks and stuff....right....isn't emuz at all...no...what emuz talking about...I don't do anything with scrap booking or know how to use brushed on gold leaf or decorative borders that look best in the silver because it stands out from darker backgrounds and highlights the lighter tones in a black and white photo....

No emuz wouldn't ever do that...

If emus were to makes a scifi story in comic form, with a style of drawlin' more likes teh pikturs not komix emu has posted here....would anyone be interested in seeing that?

they wouldn't all make peeple laff like the current drawlings emu does, might be more serrious, prolly still hav som funee stuffs am sure but be diffnt kinda story...

jest askin, see what yews think (other than Baaaaaaaaaah!)

I maded this for a forum bekause was reel funny! Everyone should use emus
piktur for thems internet posty stuffs!

Woo, I forgets who took piktur but will say when remembers! Iz reel good
piktur of emuz, even tho look so sad and morose that couldn't find ded pigin
plush, wah! *sob*

Emuz set up an FA akount! http://www.furaffinity.net/user/emoburd/
There are nothing there yet but if wants to freinds emuz then when start updating comic agan and starts posting them also there then will gets to see thems all in gallery!

I've started drawing them again to get the story built up, after I have a lot of them I will resume posting. It might be a while, I has a lot to draw but they is being drawed so has buffer for posting.

Okay, emuz wanted to type kon report but was too hardz to type whole thing
with beek, got krik in nek *krik krik* and beek tip got dull so went to
draws it instead, is THREE PAGES OF AWESOME!!! and is pretty much summs up
entire weekend for kon!

I HIGHLY RECOMEND YOU CLICK ON THEM TO MAKE THEM LARGER!! you pretty much
have to ta read some of the stuff, but I mentioned a lot of people till I
ran out of space, and I totally missed some people, but still, emus was
delerious by the time finished that drawing so is all good if missed ya just
tell me and I'll smak forehead and go OH YAH! and then nothing else will
ever come of it but at least will have smakt forehead!

So this was how emus kon went!

I'm sitting down to draw. I need to draw more comics but am not ready to so I'm going to draw something. What should I draw? I'll check back here now and again this eve, it's 7:00 my time right now, will be doing this for a while.

Here is life, not biblical, not from darkness. Within darkness, light shed
upon and revealed but never absent, always waiting. Once in light and glory,
ignored, refound. This is life, this is the fearing of unlife and a tiny
spark of hope at salvation. I am seen, You see me. Thank You.

What have I become? Please help me, please help me save all that I know. You
are agile, mobile, I need you. Please do not leave me.

Please.

Thank You.

It are in all kaps because is horrible! Omg just horrible! Is so not good
and sadness making that I is crying on keyboard and is hard to see when I
peks the keys to type this!! I wanted pretty pritty arts of emus and I
founded some that Revillie said was most amazing arts evar and had amazing
dragons, even most amazing dragons on thems liddil note kards ya uze for
doing speeches

emus did a speech once walked in and stood behind poe dium and then was all
like Ahem I are emu, and I are here to speek and then got chased out of room
with broom, guess was president of emu haters club or something that was
sposed to give speech or something.

Oh oh, and one time I swallowed a ping pong ball.

So I wents and saw the arts and was girl sittin' in teh lobby all by herself
and thot OMG IS GIRL THAT IS ALL ALONEZ Like emus! So I perched on big fancy
lobby chair and tried to reed sign and it was covered in words so I couldn't
reed it, but the pictures were nice and there was one of those little
squiggly lines with two lines through it so I deduced she was taking the
monies for thems and so thens revs got another one, I think bought whole
huge stak for dragons but is wierd because is totally a bird, is pikardy and
is pretty magpie and won awards!

Picardy won 1st place! Because is bird that can fly AND EMUS CANT FLY AND IS
HORRIBLE AND EMUS NEVER WINS NOTHING EVER NOT EVER NEVER!!!! *Sob!* I was
hoping pretty magpie Picardy would step on scarf and strangle self and pass
out and then get eaten by a grue, I think grue was there, was huge white
abonimable snowman looking thing right? Is that a gru?

Oh and this other time I ate some car keys but they didn't not feel at all
good on my throat.

SO this neat person I waited for and she lookt at me and went OMG and then
started drawling and was relly fast and I was super stoked, whatever that
means, some polo shirt spike haired guy with a bluetooth headphone in his
ear driving a BMW kar kept saying that so must be cool. Not sure what a
SquooshBag is tho...

And she used neat wierd shaped markers and I tried to eat the tasty orange
looking one and got bapped on the hed and kried tears and it hurt lots! And
so then she showed me it and I was like OMG is me and then I was nibbling in
fetherz to find money to pays for and she went OMG again and drew in terz
and must has got red kolor cap mixed with bloo ones and so now I is krying
blood and has razorblade and has no idea what picture says kuz is covered in
liddil words and I can't reed it through mah teerz! Why she ruint it!?!?

WHY GOD WHY!!!!!




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And friends badge was also wrong but he loved it bekause is sik in hed gryphon and is zombie...figues....

I was so MADS I went to room and wrote most pritty poem to show my super
sadness!

Fable by Emu

I is a Fable
At a Table
Drawin' things for Emuz
So his dignity he might Looz
Cuz hims look stoopid and nobody likes emus and all laff at badge but is
only one he ever gots and was so hard to find six dollars to pay for it in
nickles because most fell out of feathers while walking around so had to go
looks for them all over hotel before could pay and someone took emus place
in line
nothing rhymes with line but spine
So now emus is real sad and hates the Fables
Even the Grimm ones with fox and goose and stuff, because thems is birds but
not at tables
But emus iz sad and Fable Made emuz Cry
Wit teh artwork what lied!

THe End!


Why don'ts you go and tell her just how muchs emus hates her for makin's the
funs of emus and makin' emus kry! Waaaah!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fable/

i waz in dealer room shoppin for emu stuff... u kno, sad stuffs, like dead pigeon plush instead of cuddly teddy bear - dey make emu happy cuz pigeons can fly and emu can't but dey dead and stuffed mebbe got hitted by car or train or airplane! anyway, i was shoppin and dere was dis pretty preety cake was all rainboz on inside and sprinkles everywhere was sooooooooo preetty!!!!1 emu wondered how u bakez rainboz but dere dey were no way can u fake dat! everyoen who ate de rainboz smile so big waz sooooo happy and emu thot mebbe if he eatted rainboz cake he no be sad anymore but mean bunney said NO CAKE 4EMUZ!!!! and took rainboz away and feed dem to a big ol mean lookin bobkat and i crieded and crieded but nobody cared!

EMU WANTED RAINBOZ2!11!

then emu ran away cuz bobkat still looked hungry after eating up rainboz and he smiled reeeeeelly big and had lots of tteth and emu got skeered.

and i never found dead pigeon plush. WURST CON EVAR!!!!11111eleven

I has had gud kon so far, I talkt to a big rakoon but it growled at me and I was skrred an hid under delerz room table then a scruffy goat named Jim gave me his comik to draw on and I spent alllll day drawing terns and emus on it and gave it bak then some tool stole it and s nobody will ver sees my awaseomes arts, was totally the best one evars i ever did and was nothing like dethkloks horrible movie release that is only good because it burnt to ground and nobody ever saws it....not at all

And so anyway like my room mate that was sposed to be staying here totally flaked and now emus is going to have to pay all the room rent for that dumb llama, always so much dramas, is total drama llama dingdong...fine, good riddance. Didn't wants yer stinky bananna tailed hide in mah purdy emuz nst of hotel pillows anyway! *sob*

So saws tugrik, and that was goods but wanted to spends more time and is really missing his photos kuz took forever just to get one single one of emus...is great pictures, but kon needs lots more photy stuffs.

Party floor was joke, someone threw up in elevator, then broke glass in another, and then in elevator emus was in started smoking, SMOKING!!! IN elevator from floor L to floor 19! Emuz almost killed...almost...so close to making drunk guys face have buttan pannal dents in it.

And um...hmm..not sure where the warkbots went off to, Hasn't seen thems lately and pool is shut down due to big green bubling nuklar reaktor thing, they said was kuz of broken glass in pool but I think was cover story...

So peoples laft at me and nobody lvs emus and so now I is in room sobbing and krying and omg is horrible! Worst Con Evar

Emuz isn't relly sure about this whole flying thang.....is all these big
birds here that make lots of noise and whine and skreem at emuz. And voices
above all the time telling people where to go is like maybe someone
accidentally walled anouncer people in above the ceelingz or
something....and emu got totally probed and prodded and yelt at at the
inspecty thing because was wearing steel toe boots and was wearing hat with
metal things in it and didn't take laptop out of case and they freekt out
and then emu got groped and emu feels rlly dirty now....

emu didn't know was like goings to the prisons!

Then emu cried some

But is better now bekause found perch and ams all redy to go and ams in the
flight loady thingy group A and must be pretty empty flight because is rly
and is only like 6:30ish. Soon will see trns and noodle dragons and tugriks
and revars and other peoples and will be at konventionz! Willz be awesome! already ate bananna and that waas awesome and then ate rockstart with so much kaffine it was solid brik that fell out of kan like cranberry sauce then emuz ate and now emuz go VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV like bed you put nickles in!

Emuz hart may asplode...

http://ita.extractionpoint.com/read/Dick,%20Philip%20K%20-%20We%20Can%20Remember%20It%20For%20You%20Wholesale.txt

I found this, and find it interesting. Emus is busy with head stuk in bottle like Drinky Crow and listening to Dethklok while browsing internet and read this story and as like omg.

Is the story Total Recall was based on. Emus loves that movie, it broke Emu for various reasons and ranks in favorite movies list with Donnie Darko and Blade Runner, however reading this is interesting as emu hears they are remaking Total Recall.

Short version, The movie is not like the story at all, starts the same, rest of 3/4 is totally not the same. Also, has furries. I can only imagine what this would be like if it was remade as a propper MindFu*k movie instead of action movie as it should be.

whatt's yoos think?

I dunno if anyone kares but emu likes kars a whole lots, like wit teh wheelz and all and
gotted hiself a 1972 Ford Ranch Wagon bekause is big as ranch and also had
bottle of ranch dressing stuffed in spare tire thing in bak for some strange
ironic reason and emus likes kars lots but nobody in fandom reely does so is
probably all alone so will just kry bekaus has nobody to talk to bout kars
even tho is like totally emus biggest not people luv...

*sob* Emus gotted it running again and took some tinkering and needs gas
tank kuz leeks but wired elektrik pump to it and tied kan of fuel under hood
and made it work and drove it for first time since it was parked by previous
person some 15 years ago. Is reel happy wagon to be driving, is all like
"Yay I is not yet going to be crushed and made into tin cans for soup in China!"


*patpat's wagon*

I are doing lots of wark on the next Burning Bird art festival motorhome, so comics is not happening for a bit. I will probably do a few before FC tho.

This RV is much better than last one...except it has no windows, the roof leaks, there's no carpet, none of the plumbing or electrical works....yet.

And this is still better than other RV because the other one had none of that, was just empty shell on truck. Great mileage but also was just a glorafied tent really. I gotted this one cheap and runs and drives good, but needs lots of work inside so am doing that. Right now emus is putting windows back in all nice and sealed up and recaulked, and am rebuilding the over cab bunk bed. Will be very sturdy! No whimpy wood there, emus is using 2x4's!

Also emus is raising the body, well, makingn it look that way because on a normal RV they look like they are about a foot off the ground, well there's another foot of exterior wall that is useless, just for looks to hide the frame and tanks, I'm cutting all that off and raising the door to the level of the floor, no step down, so everything is high all the way around. It'll give it a lot more ground clearance and make it look mad maxy.

Rember folks, Burning Bird tickets go on sale the 13th of this month, hopefully I'm not the only bird going (orzel is also he just don't know it yet! For that matter Tugrik is going also but he also also don't know it yet!)

I is haz gestz for teh holly day so are am dealings with thems right now thens will drak omik and tustff

why do I even bother doin' a komik, relly? I mean seriously, I could get more response if I just drew dragon porn all the time and drew angry politkal kartoons....guh everyone sux foogeddabodit