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You ever get that feeling when you walk in a room.....?





Now I'm not sayin' thems is eval....but is somethin odd about the little
walking soupcan robots that showed up out of nowhere that nobody's ever seen
before and now there's more than one of thems....somethin very odd...

oh wait, I know what is! They don't have paper soup can lables on thems!
duh.

So at the end of the movie the pruney lizard birds and the four limbed chanting armadillos turn into the protoss from starcraft??

Emuz confused.

Clic to make more huge!





I haz made me a komix and it is awesome, and this one has the revars and the
tugriks and their awesomes shop in it cuz they is cool and totally loant us
all kinds of neet kamping stuff and now you see thems playin' with the
lazors whit they totally do!

AND OMG WATCH IT BEIN DRAWED!

This is why emuz don't evar get any friends! Firs thad to share room with
stupid whiny llama and then didnt' nobody even care about putting room
number !I was trying to tells them at kinkohs how to put my numbers on there
but was busy digging in little coin purse for note I wroted on and was
holding up line and someone said who karez and then person making invite
thing put that and wouldn't stop and was mean and people are mean in chikago
and just printed them out and kicked me out of store like literally with
boot!

It was horrible and nobody kame to mye room party...was just emus with
ballons and no music was all quiet...and llama griping about nobyd there and
making fun of emu, was totally not fun and ruined whole entire kon! *sob*

Click to make it huge! See emu pain in HD!

Kan you sees it? Is hidded in special undisclosed storage lot! Mostly just so the warkbots can't take the damned thing apart!

Click this fine comic to make it a more considerable size good fellow!

CLICK TO MAKE MORE BIGERIZOR!



Is totally how good emu is at the maths! This one times emu had to go to the
maths class in scoool where was to learning to be big emus, that didn't work
out so well, and it was hard and beek got sore from poking buttons at
calculator and always poked dot one because kept thinking was bug out of
corner of eye so would peck and would mess up works was doing and numbers on
kakulator and then was hard and emu had to start all over again. is so many
buttons for just doing the ad itions!

WHEEEEEEEEEEE! Poor tern car! Least now we know where the spare parts went!
And in case you were wondering, they took the bus to the store. So there.

Click to make bigger for huge tiny car action!

CLIX FOR GIANTER CHEESE PUFFS!!

This are roughly how emu goes shopping for reals...like made kookies
tonight, and ate half of the tube of dough before noticed big thing on wall
with buttons that is sposed to make warm up ness and make dough INTO
cookies..is amazing, emus learns something new every day! thot dough was
just a *kind* of kookie.

I don't knows why I evens draws good komix, nobody komments, has to be
terribleness komik to get peoples koments...next 50 i just draws by whakking
face against crayons then rubbing all over paper and taking bad cell phone
picture to post. srsly why emu bother *sob*

Click picture to make huge so you can see those details that nobody kares bout *sob some more*

Birds are next years foxes. Phoenix's are next years Kitsune.

Emus FC Bird Party might be bigger than thought.

Click to make bigger and more warky!

click pic, make big.

So then I was rummaging around after poor liddil prebird got evicted at high
velocity, and I opens the glove box, and then this huge rat jumps out and
sticks to mah face and I skreem and then then flail and throw it off into
bushes of neighbors because they needs more rets. And lookings for the
papers works in glove box where one keeps gloves and rats and paper works
for oils changed and stuff, I guess oil pan on engine is like piggy bank for
oil and change is little spots of oil you get on driveway cuz is
smaller...or somthin'

So anyhows I opens it and rat then rats nest and then this things was in
there, It's kinda cute, and fell out and I poked at it and it skittered so I
screamed and flailed but it didn't latch onto face and it started making
noises and is about a foot tall, round, metal, silver, with a big lens on
the front like a camera, and a little antenna and two little bird legs and
waddles around peering at things curiously with little scaner thing on it.
It's pretty nifty, tern didn't say I could keep it...but didn't say I
couldn't and I guess own it since it's part of RV now...

well isn't part but is mine and has easy carry antenna thingy on top so emus
can carry with totally useless liddil wings...is kinda kyoot.

Is reel one this time not out of order one! Forgets you saw thats one! Now
bak to story...current storiez, not part from later on that you wuzn't
aposed to see!

iz totally how we kleened rv, now smells all good and two cycle gassy, and
sometimes emu passes out just walking by it, tho might be huge dust ploom.

then dumped skoop of tide laundry detergent in bukket walruz left when moved
out, and filled with warm water and then then washt outside and emu did this
whole wet tshirt contest but emu never wins, looks like wet mop....then
kried.

CLICK TO MAKE HUGE SO YOU KAN SEE MAH AWEZOM DETAILs!

~~*AGH THIS ALL WRONG DONT REED IT YOU SPOILS STORY!! IS KATASTRPHIE!! STOP REEDING STPPIT!*~~

In this Komix emu and kokroach salesbug come to terms with terns terms and
kokroach gets twinky and is reel funny! Is totally what happened when bot
off craigslist. I even drew in sunshine and mountains that was there when
gotted it. I'm not rly happee with how this one was drawed bekause is not
very detailed but was hurried today and so RV isn't reely right but is okay
I guess, That last line by Rev Dragon is funny also, he rly said that.

Clix to make larger!

Oh noes I is out of comics@ I has ruint my buffer! I must draws more,
ayiee!!

Unless someone wants to do a guest comics, but I guess not. because nobody
loves emu, nobody at all fine I sees how it is then, be that ways *cry*

also, click to make biggerness.

And then I saws it in all it's amazings glory, cept was aktchully on
kraigslist but is liberties taken with story in regards to this one thing
and only this one thing, rest totally tru!

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Isn't it? I ask you ISNOT IT KYOOT!!! ?

Is like only small number of times larger than emu heads! Other ones were much bigger number of times bigger than emu heads and emu kan't count that high! Runs out of toes, must be six or less times larger than emu heads or runs out of toes to count with! Then has to start counting scales on toes but is hard for emus because no good at math and runs out of wing feathers to count scales on toes then has to use tree leaves. And they always moves around so is hard to kout them!

See tern got over it okay, probably because he's in a state of shock, also
you'll note bug had white flag against black flag in last one. So is uneasy
truce after years of conflict, but could erupt at any time or maybe be used
in later negotiations for a lasting peace.

Clix it to makes it bigger, oh yeah, that's how it likes it...yeah, clix it
just like that...mmm